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rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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11. Don’t get confused, though: Unless you are actually poor, you are not actually poor.
I know I said “poor” in item #10, but I was being lazy. I’m sorry. What I really meant was “broke.” Don’t get some chip on your shoulder about how disenfranchised you are because all you have is a liberal arts degree and 100 Top Ramens. It will make you sound silly and careless. Some people have been systemically disadvantaged their entire lives and now they live in their cars and don’t even have Bottom Ramen. Here’s an easy way to tell the difference: If you got arrested, do you have someone that could bail you out of jail? If the answer is yes, then you are broke and not poor. “Poor” is not a game. You are “broke.

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also this article is fucking hilarious

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mypatronusisyou: sweetmel0dies: Some of these have to be inaccurate. ^^^^ we have the third highest population in the world. obviously we’re going to have the most of these things if we have the most people, apart from India and China.  and I’m pretty sure China has the most c02 emissions.  and for “highest crimes” we’re mostly talking about petty crimes, like robbery and possession of marijuana. it’s not like we have genocide and torture like other countries, but I notice the OP didn’t bother mentioning that. and you absolutely cannot know which country has the most rape, and if there was a way of knowing, it definitely would not be the United States. if anything, there’s more reported rapes in the U.S., which is a good thing, that women are actually able to report it where in some countries they’d be disowned or considered impure for what happened to them. with highest prisoners, that’s obviously because we have the most people, besides China. and China is below us with the prisoners because they put more of them to death than every other country. why would you even put the number of McDonald’s restaurants in the same category as rape and crime.  same goes for plastic surgery like are you kidding me and sorry, I’m not going to take the word of something that’s written in Comic Sans.

mypatronusisyou:

sweetmel0dies:

Some of these have to be inaccurate.

^^^^

we have the third highest population in the world. obviously we’re going to have the most of these things if we have the most people, apart from India and China. 

and I’m pretty sure China has the most c02 emissions. 

and for “highest crimes” we’re mostly talking about petty crimes, like robbery and possession of marijuana. it’s not like we have genocide and torture like other countries, but I notice the OP didn’t bother mentioning that.

and you absolutely cannot know which country has the most rape, and if there was a way of knowing, it definitely would not be the United States. if anything, there’s more reported rapes in the U.S., which is a good thing, that women are actually able to report it where in some countries they’d be disowned or considered impure for what happened to them.

with highest prisoners, that’s obviously because we have the most people, besides China. and China is below us with the prisoners because they put more of them to death than every other country.

why would you even put the number of McDonald’s restaurants in the same category as rape and crime. 

same goes for plastic surgery like are you kidding me

and sorry, I’m not going to take the word of something that’s written in Comic Sans.

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